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The ensuing declares the constitution of contract, hereby agreement and relationship between the Company KVM GROUP LIMITED of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland registered with the company number: 13331435, Trading as „KUBBUR“ which hereafter shall be referenced by the following: „Provider“, „Company“, and its first person pronouns, and the Client which conversely is referred to with second and third person pronouns.


May any definition within the commercial agreements, the Privacy Policy, Terms of Service and Service Level Agreement be of equal enforcement in each agreement, inserted and enforced with negligible capitalization and quotation marks. Headings in this agreement,; labeled by completely capitalized lettering; shall not be of legal enforcement nor any effect to the contract.

governing factor

The governing factor of the ensuing and aforeconstituted agreement is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, in addition to, depending on the service‘s location, the governing regional, state and local laws whereby the service is located. Additionally is the Company a business and or commercial „Doing Business As“ or Trading name for KVM Group Limited of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

By law, does the Company reserve the right if in the event of legal prosecution by either party, to and by this contract‘s existence require the hearings and proceedings to take place within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, therefore its judiciaires.

agreement to the terms

The client agrees to the contract by using any service and or visiting any website under the operation of KUBBUR, in addition the said client may in fact agree to the terms via checkbox on account signup, and therefore is bound to the contract.

Violation of the terms shall result in punishment determined by the provider, if said provider believes the Breach of Contract is violatory enough they may seek legal action.

signature & formation eligibility

One, to be eligible of formation and agreeing to the contract must not be inherent to any of the following restrictions:

  • Be younger than 13 years of age;
  • Be unable to form, sign and or dissolve contracts;*
  • Be an alternate account to avoid restrictions.

* An exception to Signature & Formation Eligibility b) is in where the client or the entity agreeing to the contract is between 13 to 17 years of age, therefore making them unable to form contracts but said client does not have any other deficiencies in contract formation other than his age. In said event is the client represented by their legal guardian and requires their permission to form the contract.

definition of the relationship

A relationship is the term, governed by this contract in which the client has purchased a recurring or one-time, therefore permanent, service for. If the client decides to continue the recurring service shall the relationship not be restarted but extended and therefore shall not require a recreation of contract.

A relationship formation, commercial inquiry or attempt to acquire a service by the client may be rejected by the provider, negliant to any circumstances and unrequiring reasoning.

On cancellation of services shall the relationship be deemed as halted and will not insist any termination of account or this contract.


The Client agrees to operate, use and act under their own liability and responsibility in any case, regarding legalities or not.

In the event of data loss shall the client indemnify and keep of harm the company and its directors.

On occurrence of a data breach the company will withhold liability depending on the situation and decision of authorities such as the UK ICO and EDPS of the EU.


By any and all means does each party reserve their right in regard, issue and to act upon termination of service and this contract.



KUBBUR only accepts payments through:

  • Debit & Credit cards, using Stripe as a payment gateway
  • Direct bank transfers

Prices listed on the provider‘s websites and advertisements may change at any time, by any amount without prior notice.

All prices are as offered, with the applicable VAT TAX included negliant of the client‘s location.


A refund of the services; „Minecraft“ which the provider offers is applicable in cases where 14 days or less have passed since the purchase.

Refunds applicable to any service depending on the guarantees defined by Service Level Agreement, said applicable refund is found as defined there. The Service Level Agreement therefore voids the prior two paragraphs of the Commerce (2) section.

The use of chargebacks, disputes is heavily disregarded and by the following term will be considered a violation of the terms.

In the event of a chargeback shall the provider terminate the relationship under caution and in regard towards the lack of communication for proper refund by the client. The outcome of the dispute has no effect or change on the relationship, it shall be terminated before then. Furthermore is the outcome of the dispute is negligible towards the relationship.

The company perceives itself liable if the dispute is made under the accurate claim of billing errors or service related issues, and therefore if the provider pleads, under the provider‘s Service Level Agreement, and said liable in turn has inherent the negligibility of termination.

Additional or add-on purchases, which are extensions of prior or simultaneously purchased services can and will only be refunded in where the service itself has refund eligibility.

Failure of Payment

In the event where an invoice has been overdue for over 7 days the service(s) will be terminated. Within those 7 days the service was suspended, meaning it was inaccessible to the client but a simple completion of payment could get it reinstated.

A client indebted to the provider with no sight or promise of repayment grants the provider the right to send contract, service and account information of the relationship in which the debt was entitled to a debt collection agency of their choice.

privacy statement

In regards to privacy and or data protection shall the client look to the provider‘s Privacy Policy, which inherits definition from all adjacent documents which are the Service Level Agreement, Terms of Service and Acceptable Use Policy.

prohibited usage of service

KUBBUR services and products are subject to an Acceptable Use Policy. For information on any fraudulent or prohibited usage of service please refer to the Acceptable Use Policy, found at


The copyright law of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is and of effect within all services the provider offers in addition to the copyright law of the service‘s location.

Violation of any of the aforementioned copyright laws will be dealt with in the form of content removal requests, suspension and or termination of service and or account.

Repeated or vigilant plagiarisation or infringement of intellectual property may result in legal proceedings by any party. If said party is of participation in the current contract shall it apply to the relationship definitions and governing factors as aforedefined. Conversely if said prosecuting party is not of the contract shall the client vow by the liabilities of the relationship to take said liability unless the provider pleads.

alterations to the terms

Changes to be or have been made to any document amended by KUBBUR including the current shall not require any notification to the other parties, it is under their duty to make sure their acknowledgement of any terms is correct at all times.

intellectual property of the provider

The KUBBUR Logo and name are protected under the UK unregistered trademark rights or general unregistered intellectual property. You may not use neither the name nor logo for commercial purposes merely related to the ones of KUBBUR‘s operations.

The domain names of the provider are, order is of no effect;, Any additional domains redirected to any asset of the provider is not of its ownership and therefore does not inherit any of its liability nor the reputation of the domain‘s name.

contact / imprint

KVM Group Limited

Operating Address: 12 Constance Street, London, United Kingdom, E16 2DQ.

Registered Office Address: 12 Constance Street, London, United Kingdom, E16 2DQ.

ICO Registration Number: ZB077431.

Company Number: 13331435

Legal Contact & Data Protection Officer: Leifur Steinn Gunnarsson

For inquiries:

Data Protection Officer:


13th of March, 2021. Reykjavík, Iceland. The provider:


Last Updated on the 12th of April 2021 at 04:12 GMT.

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